So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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