I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
no you cant smoke seaweed
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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