Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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