Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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