This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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