dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
God, I missed his penis.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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