Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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