Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
40s are totally the cure
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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