I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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