she was so not down for the gang bang
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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