so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
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