That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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