Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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