Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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