just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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