ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
did i walk over a car last night?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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