i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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