There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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