his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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