In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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