sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
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see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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