Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
I'm always down for nudity.
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