Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
How's work?
Spinning.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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