We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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