Your mouth is God's brothel.
Fuck appropriateness.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
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we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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