The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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