The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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