It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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