apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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