You work out of a Hotel?
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
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I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
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He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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