ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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