Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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