i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
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U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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