Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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