i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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