what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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