remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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