bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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