this boner is exhausting
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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