your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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