2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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