Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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