sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
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