I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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