Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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