But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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