Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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