I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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