So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
His nipple licking is glorious
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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