the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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