My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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