Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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