i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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