I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
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mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize